DoTA, to me, myself and Moi.

Yes my very old composed DoTA song. 



We start from the fountain and on we march,
Buying tangos and don't forget the way that arrow arcs,
The river is far when we wear no boots,
That Rune is ours, and we ain't no fools.


Through the forests we go, the creeps are on their way,
Killing is what we do, & a ward somewhere is what saves the day,
'Harass Harass' is what you hear,
Once the creeps are too near.


The tension building, the creeps dying,
You are leveling, Don't forget the pulling....
And when the time comes, you know it's her bite,
Oh Yeah!  First Blood! Serves them right!


It's a long way to go, either the Tree or the Throne,
You know its too early for overgrowth.
Just move in, settle down,
Noobs....They just don't deny!!


Some of us gankers, some of us farmers,
We have nukers as well as tankers,
Not to mention the Motherfucking leavers....
Just fucking with the minds of us players....


Its level six, Ulti time!
What a sex.....It's hammer time!!
Bottle up and wait a while,
Before you jump in and die,
Remember you have your ulti to make them cry.


It's mid game now, Don't while away time,
You got to swap, stun , gank,
Just remove that tank.
Don't cross the river....Just to be frank.


The centaurs await, Was that scream of pain??
It's a finger ache, just to click and right click again,
Fuck it's a gank!!! Just hope you BackTrack again and again.


Oh it's late, & Mortred's invent is a miss,
Letting noobs go late always is a piss,
'What a noob' someone says,
'Just suffer and die' is what the other prays.


Crits are gay, Roshan is here to stay,
In this map BD is fair play,
But what we saw in that replay,
Was Vigoss going gay.....


The game is done, Was it me or was it you?
It was the damned Pandarean Brew,
The Smokes & after talks are lame,
It's time for another game...


 HumtY-