Burn

 Dedicate this Song by Deep purple to Lina Inverse(Slayer) in DoTA as a parting gift to the most retarded yet fun and awesome game I have ever played.

The sky is red, I don't understand,
Past midnight I still see the land.
People are sayin' the woman is damned,
She makes you burn with a wave of her hand.
The city's a blaze, the town's on fire.
The woman's flames are reaching higher.
We were fools, we called her liar.
All I hear is "Burn!"

The sky is red, I don't understand,
Past midnight I still see the land.
People are sayin' the woman is damned,
She makes you burn with a wave of her hand.
Warning came, no one cared.
Earth was shakin, we stood and stared.
When it came no one was spared.
Still I hear "Burn!"

HumtY-

Monaco

Share the company of great taste anytime, anywhere with Monaco. A light crispy biscuit sprinkled with salt, Monaco adds a namkeen twist to life’s ordinary moments.

Like the above mentioned description this story will add a namkeen twist to the ordinary read you are going to have. This time around me and Ter are selling biscuits to the Forum Mall authorities :P.

Well where to begin, ofcourse Misfit, Bug, Sadism and Me had made a weekend plan to go meet Ter at bangalore. Ter had just started working and had been calling us since forever. We wanted to watch a couple of movies when we were there too. Well we spent the first saturday night at Zapak bangalore, playing DoTA all night and had planned to catch the morning show of What's your Rashee?(omg!!! I know) Ter on the other hand had asked for a favor, one of his friends at work had asked for greenery and he in turn had asked me to get it. Since we were meeting directly at the mall and not planning to stay in bangalore I didn't have a bag, so as soon as we reached I handed him the greenery and it was safely kept in Ter's bag. We pawned some noobs the whole night sitting at zapak, and had awesome fun, played till around 830 9 in the morning and had breakfast bang opposite Forum, the morning show was at 10, so got into Forum, bought tickets for the lamest movie I have ever seen, okay there might be comeptiton for that award so it qualifies as a nomination. We were on our way into the Theatre and at the security check the greenery got spotted and Ter got caught. We were in panic and Ter was in shock, I saw a man walk down with a walkie talkie and I thought today we are busted boys and to imagine Ter who is clean. But nothing happend the guard just made a receipt and asked us to collect it after the movie. Bug and Misfit were like we aren't gonna come back with you to collect it, Sadism didn't seem too interested and well most of the sleep also was now warded off due to this incident. But the funny part is we just panicked till the movie started we were too tired to worry about anything, the movie was too lame, from the moment Harman came on screen, Sadism, Bug and me were flat out, only listening to Misfit laugh his ass off on the lame ass acting and super lame jokes. Altough Bug and me ocassionaly got up and watched the movie we just slept through the songs, I mean give me a break the freaking movie had 13 freaking songs, who does that to the viewers and you got to watch Harman Baweja throughout the movie, something which you could afford to miss. Misfit's laughing was very hysterical, loud and mocking which pissed the girls sitting beside us, they couldn't take any more of it so they left the hall after the interval, well I don't really know wether it was his laughing or the movie. We still debate it. So the movie got over and we woke Sadism, and left the hall, now Bug and Misfit weren't going to come collect the greenery, and I couldn't obviously ask Ter to go take it, poor fellow was handling greenery for the first time, so I volunteered to go get it. Ter was understanding and accompanied me. We just casually walked back to the guard gave him the receipt and took it and left before anyone could cause a scene. Sadism, Bug and Misfit couldn't believe it. WTF I couldn't believe what we had just done. Ter was ecstatic. The lack of sleep was already getting us high, not to mention the lame movie added to the insomniac state of mind and now this, I said to Ter 'Bob this is one helluva story to tell someone.' Well it never actually occured to anyone of us later, but we always keep making fun about the incident. You would think I'm boasting about it now, but it was worth sharing, I don't really think this is something which would happen to everyone who goes to a theatre, one of a kind and has it's own twist. But that walkie talkie guy had given me the shivers, my train of thought had jumped from normal security guards to a police case and etc etc.Ter this is for you, rock on bob.xD

HumtY-

Marie Gold

 It's taste, Crispiness and lightness make it a must for every tea break especially for the morning tea.

I've stayed in one place for too long,
Gotta get on the run again,
I saw the one thing that I want,
Hell bent, get outta bed,
I'm throwing rocks at your window,
You're tying the bed sheets together,
They say that we're dreaming too big,
I say this town's too small.

I've taken hits like a brother,
But I'm getting back up again,
And from the moment I saw her,
I was hell bent with heaven sent,
I'm throwing rocks at your window,
We're leaving this place together,
They say that we're flying too high,
Well get used to looking up,

Dream.
Send me a sign.
Turn back the clock.
Give me some time.
I need to break out.
And make a new name.
Let's open our eyes.
To the brand new day.
It's a brand new day .

Milano

There is a secret behind every Milano.

Correct , but there isn't any secret here although I really don't know if he will be reading this or not, because I don't even know who it was, but this one episode was and is really hilarious and I couldn't help but share it. This was back in my 2nd year of engg, when I was in a 4 bed room. Those were the years of ultimate fun, and party all night long. So on one such awesome day, after playing all night long and attending our morning class, we had come back to the room pretty tired and wanted to get some sleep, we passed out with the room door open and slept till the next day for breakfast, remaining totally oblivious of the world. At breakfast we realized something was missing from the room and it was a 1100 and its charger. We quickly searched the whole room and still couldn't find it. It was stolen, gone and we couldn't do anything about it. Now you would think wow, this guys life must seriously suck this shit happens to all of us almost everytime and he goes and writes a blog on it, well this is where I would like you to go buy yourself a packet of Milanos or whatever fav biscuit of yours to get the whole story.

The room was a 4 bedder, and we used to use it as for gaming, we had 4 desktops with their hoods opened up because of the over heating running all the high end graphic games, so if anyone wanted they could feel free and pluck out the Rams, Gcards etc whatever they wanted. I owned an Engage back then and my friend Lucky owned a N72 I guess I really don't remember, and Ted owned the Nokia mobile which looks like the Hysteresis curve, and all these imba expensive mobiles were on the first table near the door charging since we used to play Engage Snakes on bluetooth on the phones too, yea I know we were freaks, but in my defense it was the place, there wasn't any entertainment and we had to seek refuge somehow, but coming back to the plot here, the 1100 was nicely tucked below my friend Harryy's pillow, he used to sleep on the bunk just beside the door, and was connected to the charger on the terminal beside the door. It just amazes me, the thief must have come in and either got overwhelmed by the objects in front of him or just got the idea that all these expensive phones on the outside and the only one hidden, so the hidden one must be more expensive...and stole the 1100. Roflcopter. We were in splits the next morning when Harryy was searching for his phone and I still think to myself, If only we caught that thief, I would have asked him for sure that what was going on through his mind that night or whenever. But never really knew that biscuits without cream were tasty too.....but I guess these qualify as cookies...:P

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Pure Magic

Eyes closed to savour the exquisite taste of pure chocolate.......Pure Magic.

This story goes really back in time;I was in high school then. It was Diwali eve, and we boys were bored as usual. Dinner was over early and we had our crackers opened up and ready. Me, Dj, Abhinav and Adi were busy discussing the events of tomorrow, Diwali, how we would go about firing up the crackers and how we would spend the day. I think it was the fifth time the only Rock cassette we had was playing over again, and I guess it was Metallica. The room was filled with smoke and we had nothing to do, when Adi got an idea. He wanted to crack some at Medi Point, that’s the Suicide point in my school. Well it was 830 in the night and it was really dark, we weren’t scared of the dark, but what lurked in the dark, Bisons…

It didn’t matter to us, anyway we had done this a lot times before, just another night. So we packed some of the crackers and our booze and cigarettes, and off we left for M.P. Once there Adi and DJ set up a bonfire and, abhinav and me were busy gathering twigs for the fire, and so the Diwali party had started early for us. We started the party by firing some rockets off from the edge of the Rocks at MP. Cigarettes were lit, and the booze was poured out. We stayed there till about 10-1030. It was getting late but none of us were bothered we were in our own merry world. Once the crackers were over, we decided to take the long way back to our hostel which didn’t go through the forest but took a long way about from the Guest house and Mess and then our senior hostel. Adi took the forest because he wanted to sleep. Dj at this time was really drunk; he couldn’t keep himself sober and kept on ranting about his girl, and how bad he wanted to wish her at 12 in the night. So, us drunk fucks came up with a plan, we would hang out near the mess till about 11:45 and go up to the girls hostel and wish the girls. Little did we know that we would remember this night for all our lives.Come 1130 and DJ was getting restless, so we decided to sneak up early and show the girls a little explosive action. We had like 2-3 bombs left with us, and we were in a totally fun mood. So the girls’ hostel which was on a hilltop opposite our school mess was scaled. We sneaked around from the back and onto the Badminton court just beside the girls’ hostel. Here we noticed that one of the top floor room’s windows was open and the girls were awake. We got this crazy idea of tossing bombs up there, but then an even better idea occurred to us, we found a rope and tied it to one of the bombs, and lit the bomb and threw it up to the window. The girls didn’t notice at first, coz it didn’t reach, thanks to me. Dj had a try and it landed exactly at the outer sill of the window, the girls noticed it and as they tried to reach for it to throw it back down, Dj tugged on the rope and kept it moving. Obviously the girls who hadn’t spotted us at all were scared shitless. This happened for about half a minute until the fuse of the bomb finished and off went the bomb, waking everybody in girls’ hostel. We scooted off to the back of the hostel, as the watchman came to check up on what had happened. He had a torch and we had no light to help us except for the lights coming from the windows and our trustworthy lighter. The badminton court was open area and we couldn’t make a run for it, so we decided to stick to the walls and slowly move towards the back of the hostel. As the torch light got nearer my heart beat faster, I was scared of getting caught, no way in hell I wanted to be expelled from the school for sneaking up to girls’ hostel. We just made it in time to the back and found a bunch of bushes into which we dived like a couple of idiots, not knowing what would be there. The bushes were full of thorns and my sweater was stuck in an awkward position and both Dj and Abhinav were in totally awkward positions. But somehow we managed to fit underneath one bush and the watchman passed us by without noticing us. So damn, lucky. Now that we had avoided being caught a new sort of adrenaline rush was pumping, yea the booze was acting up now. It was getting closer to 12 and Dj was getting desperate. At first we tried to throw stones at a window to talk to one of the girls to get Dj’s Girl. But no one would come near, I guess the news of the ghost bomb had spread throughout the hostel and the girls were scared.

Now it just gets better, Dj got out of the bush and went straight up to the main door of the hostel and started banging it. Our school Dance teacher was the hostel warden and Dj knew her fairly well, so it was all chill. The warden came out and asked us to sit down outside, she instantly knew we were drunk and not in our sane minds. But she was talking to Dj like they were bFFS. It was 12 and all the lights in the hostel were lit and everyone overjoyed it was Diwali and all the girls were wishing each other inside, our classmates came out and wished us, obviously they were shocked to see us there. Okay now at this moment, Adi who had gone back to our hostel had forgotten the keys with Dj, so he came back only to find the three of us at the gates of Shabari (the girls’ hostel). He had no choice but to come up and take it because Dj just refused to either send me down with keys or come down himself. So Adi who was accompanied by Shanky and Pratik came up with them to collect the keys and yea he went down, nothing more. Dj now was pleading to the dance teacher not report us, and she was all supportive. We wished whomever else we knew and made our way back down, this time we took the official route down.

Next day She gave us Pure magic Biscuits, The Princi called us and we had a Disco for 2 days straight with our parents being called and informed and we almost faced expulsion from the school but luckily we were spared. Craziest night ever, and just proves the whole point of the blog.... She Gave Biscuit.(Always)

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