Nice Time.

This story has been kept aside for a long time, everyday I meet Misfit I remind him and myself that I'm gonna tell this story, never actually got around to it but then again what's the point if  I don't start somewhere, this bloc would just continue and I would essentially be left with a useless account in Eblogger.

This one time I guess it won't be that much fun, but what the heck it was one helluva a ride 'INSANITY' or more like what we called it 'Twister-Pro', apparently all of a sudden he was my best friend according to Ter and Doc. Yea right and Hitler and me used to talk it out over a glass of scotch. Getting to the point here, we had gone to Wonderla, India's largest and safest Theme park, which I wouldn't doubt at all, I mean once you reach there, the only thing you are actually reminded about for the first few minutes till you are done changing in the locker rooms is the trip you took with your family to Tirupati for darshan, not that it is like that all the time but, we did make a mistake of going there on a summer weekend, I hear from Mirthril that going on a off season day would have been the ideal day for us.

53 rides compromising of both the land and water rides, 1 day just didn't seem enough so we had decided to go to the best ones. Doc, Ter and Mirthril had gone twice before and this was just another time for them to let loose, where as me and Misfit being the newbies were over enthusiastic and ecstatic, like the tourists you meet on hill stations or beaches, all super excited to do something fun. It was Ter's idea of leaving our glasses behind in the locker rooms so that they remain safe. We hit all the dry rides first, so that we could go cool ourselves of later in the wave pool and the other various water rides. The dry rides were all fun, except obviously Twister-Pro, which was monumentally thrilling. 

Everything was in place and finally we were set after lunch to hit the wave pool, when all of a sudden Misfit goes super uber awesome on us. He was apparently getting too uncomfortable not wearing his glasses so he decided to come into the wavepool with them. I know its like walking on marbles and expecting not to slip at all, and I'm no genius. So even after all the 'dading'(Apparently one of the new terms the kids use these days!!) Misfit  decided that he just has to come with his glasses, Ter and me as usual upto no good deduced that he just wanted to check out chicks at the wave pool. So we went in right at the front, and started physically abusing each other around, typical kiddish bullshit, but then slowly the rush got more as the waves started, Ter and me were together trying to drown each other or probably Mirithril, to whom the waves were like the waves you make in a bath tub, yea he is that tall. So in all this commotion, Misfit goes missing  and we try searching for him, Ter and me are practically blind without the glasses so was Mirthril, so we give up after glancing around and are back to drowning each other, thats when Doc notices Misfit talking to the wave pool authorities, and he has no glasses on!!! 

Misfit comes back to us and we are like WTF happened where were you? We thought you were dead!! And he has this face of a 5 year old whose dog just died or something, and Doc over dramatizes the whole situation by asking him whats wrong.(Roflmao as I am typing this). Misfit is like cant you see any change on my face, and lot more bantering goes on and we take Misfits case from then on. The biggest biscuit in all this was when he was talking to the authorities, me and Ter in our antics to drown each other find his glasses on the pool floor, so basically we have his glasses and he thinks hes lost them. We punish him till dinner, where he finally looses his cool and is like I'm getting a headache and am seriously considering buying lens the next day, the glasses were apparently 4 grand, so guess he owes Ter and me 4 grand now, but whose counting?? 

Later Misfit tells me that all these rascals Mirthril Doc and Ter had told him on the way back from Wonderla that I had the glasses and he just put up that drama so that he would get it back fast. I still remember Ter telling me very secretively "Dude give him his glasses before you guys go drinking, I don't want a depressed drunk guy at home!!!" Roflmao. Fuck me man, I laughed the whole bus journey back to Ter's place. But lesson learnt people. 

HumtY-

Hide n Seek BourBon(New flavor)

Before you read this: Please don’t judge me… I’m just sharing my story because people asked…

Wow… okay, I wasn’t sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it’s late and I’m sleep deprived so i guess I’ll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/

First of all, – just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn’t about her. I guess that’s fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad’s family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don’t want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn’t make it for me- but I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad’s family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

So… I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it’s pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her… and it wasn’t a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn’t like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn’t sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister’s friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He’s a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I’m not saying that I’m proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don’t think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart… and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I’ve ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can’t say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party… my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

I know you will probably think wtf after this, but its just a work of fiction and probably you would have read it somewhere or whatever, just don't judge me.

SunFeast.

When I feel like a freak,
When I′m on the other end of someone′s mean streak,
People make fun I′ve got to lose myself,
Take my thin skin and move it somewhere else,

I′m setting myself up for the future ,
Looking for the chance that something good might lie ahead,
I′m just looking for the possibilities,
And in my mind I′ve got this skin I can shed,

What do you do,
Where do you go,
What do you say,
And how do you know,
I′ll say who cares,
When people stare,
I will make myself invisible,
Yes I will, yes I will....

I walk down the hallway, ducking,
Barbs flying, people crying and I′ll be lying on the floor,
Get the feeling ain′t doing nothing but sucking,
Knock knock on my head becomes a loud loud roar.... 

HumtY-