Sugar Delight

I know it's been a long time since I have blogged anything, and this time around I don't really have much to write about. Even though I was deluded into thinking that I would have more to write about once I had quit DoTA and the grass, it seems very difficult. The below mentioned metaphorical stanza is meant to the fullest extent and I do not wish to target any one person, its targeted to a much larger crowd, more like a gender of a species. It's the best description I can come up with for them and I'm pretty sure even though you might find it hilarious, you will agree with me on the fact that its' the god damn truth. On the bright side you don't have to put too much thought to it and try and figure out why I'm posting this now, it's merely just my opinion and it's been one since a long time, I'm just taking the time now to post it. 

A woman has a close male friend.

This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.." -Pwnd.


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