BourBon

At first when I sat down to write, I didn't really have anything to talk about. But then something that OmiDaHomie had mentioned flashed through my mind, so I decided to share it. This time around the incident isn't a reality, it's purely fictional, yes however crazy this sounds, it was one of my dreams. I have no freaking idea why I would actually have such thoughts but anyway the story is really hilarious. 

So it was the usual summer day in Vellore, I could do with a clean T-shirt but what the heck, hadn't taken a bath since a week, there wasn't any point. Missed breakfast and lunch because of the DoTA/HoN night out in GJ's room, hunger and boredom were the only 2 feelings I had. Since we had no money anyway and yea too lazy to go out in the hot afternoon, we decided to tumble down the rabbit hole. With the new found energy and hunger to drive us, I came up with the idea of going to the Hillock behind our Men's hostel Stadium. Okay making everyone agree was a big pain in the ass, but still it would be like an adventure. Well that's what I thought. 

GJ as everyone knows was too freaking lazy to go anywhere, so I put it up for a vote, nOrULz, OmiDaHomie, Bolt, toxicfire and Doha were up for it, but GJ wasn't going to be convinced easily, so after a lot of persuasion he agreed to come if sHeXx were to come too. So a little more coaxing and convincing, both of them agreed to come. So the party was on, we set out with all the required apparatuses and materials for a good time at the hillock. Ofcourse some trekking was involved, but it's all in the game. By the way just to mention to you guys again, this is but a dream so never in reality would GJ and sHeXx ever agree for such a blasphemous idea, 'ECCLESIASTICAL' would have what GJ would have said to us and things would have gone down, but this is my dream so no 'ECCLESIASTICAL' moments.

On the way towards the stadium we decided that going trekking to the hillock would be crazy so we settled to go to the pond behind the stadium. The pond it was, tumble down the rabbit hole there and just have an amazing time. By the time we got there, it was evening, we settled up on the shore of the lake and blazed the twilight away. It was probably Toxicfire who broke the trance we were in, nature was beckoning apparently, and we were too much into a discussion, which mostly either involved DoTA or GJ and my business partnership, to even bother. Time passed by and toxic hadn't come back so Bolt got a bit worried and thought he'd go follow up on the missing member from the group. We weren't bothered at all, I mean come on where do you think will someone get lost in Vellore?? Our Campus is way too huge to miss and forget, plus even the locals know what VIT is, so there is noway in hell you'll get lost and loose your way. 

It was getting darker and neither of the 2 fucks had turned up, so we were getting a tad bit worried and since sHeXx was the only one sane enough he volunteered to go and check it out. We were really confused now, I mean both Bolt and Toxic, yea agreed they are retarded, but to get lost here you needed talent. It was some time now, and we heard a cold shrill shout from the forest, sounded like sHeXx so we were taken aback,  Doha and nOrULz started running towards the forest to check it out, before they could reach the forest line, there he was sHeXx looking like he had seen a cockroach, yea he is scared of cockroaches, running, I mean it, RUNNING!!! I couldn't control myself and burst out laughing, and he didn't stop where we were, he continued on towards the hostels, and was shouting in this shrill voice....

So suppressing our humor and controlling our laughter we finally caught up with sHeXx, he was at the stadium catching his breath, we were obviously curious, he had returned without the other 2 and was behaving like something unholy had happened. He couldn't put words to explain what he had seen and had a very confused and scared face, and there he came, Toxic walking slowly from the pond side and we could see him from afar, but something was different this time, he was walking with a body on him, covered in blood and in his hand what seemed to be a knife, yes I did check for a knife in his room the next day coming back to the dream, sHeXx was mortified and started running away even faster this time around. As toxic got closer we got a better look, he was carrying Bolt's body all chopped up and he had this nasty grin which I suppose only cold blooded killers have. Slowly it dawned on us and we decided to make run for it, but Doha wasn't far enough and we couldn't even help him, Toxic moved like a pro.. he was hustling Doha before we even had time to do anything and 2 clean swipes at Doha and he was dead too. GJ decided to take Toxic man to man, but I was like lets make a run for it now, later we can do something about this and maybe call the Police and shit.

Well this is where I am disappointing you guys, the particulars of the dream are too shady from this point on, I tried really hard to remember and all that came to me was that everyone ended up dieing in random ways all pawned by Toxic. Until GJ, Sadism and me were left at Misfit's house yes even Misfit and Sai were killed, unfortunately we couldn't do anything, he just went beyond godlike, more like got a Rampage at the stadium and there was no stopping him, although the final stand was at Misfit's house we had procured some explosives so we lured Toxic into Misfits house to kill us and set the explosives on fire only to blow all of us to smithereens. Come to think of it I wish I remembered more, I recollect telling this to GJ and he wouldn't agree that Toxic would be a killer even in his dreams, but then again who knows these things, we had a good laugh when I shared this dream to Omi and GJ and well I guess I scored more points on the retardo level. I can't stop laughing as I finish writing this epic story, probably a movie material dream this was. Lol GJ  'ECCLESIASTICAL' man... 'ECCLESIASTICAL'!!!!!!


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