If the internet is to be believed (it isn't) then the reason for my hiatus from the blogging world would be that I had too much work on my hands. Enjoying life without the internet seemed like a difficult task but on the whole it was a fun run. From playing basketball to trying to learn pool/snooker, nothing replaced the solace and warmth the internet provided me. I dearly missed posting about the various biscuits in our lives and discussing them. Writing has never been my strong point and I don't intend to develop it either. This is something I do for fun, it helps me relax and you know just sit back and put down anything and everything I really want to talk about.
MSD showed us that even the Indian space scientists had a chance to go to the moon this year, which was really epic. Who would have known a simple cricket player from Ranchi could actually drive some sense into the rocket scientists of our country. Not that I want our country to start spending on Moon missions but you know. The world cup's over(at least on TV) and its time for IPL. I think i'd rather petition for 'weed' day instead, because if we do get that day after the late night match off, we really need to make the most of it. Even horrible matches are great if you are stoned to the precipice of unconsciousness. Heres how the petition should be
"We the stoned citizens of this great country- wait, is that a flying zebra?- want some degree of happiness through smoke..."
You know what I mean. Well thinking about it, I like to think that i'm a decent watcher of the Tele but the one thing I still haven't mastered is the mute button on it.
In other news well I can't help but wonder What's stopping insects from taking over the world?(Some believe they already have.) I mean clearly they are probably the highest biomass of any group of terrestrial organisms, and of course more than half of them are just like Jessica alba's latex covered ass in the fantastic four(yes you got it right-Invisible.) so whats actually stopping them? Many would seem confused, but I think its the learning curve, humans have the learning curve which allows face-painting, axe-wielding, bazooka stomping men to run around terrorizing everything and we like to call ourselves ahead of the learning curve and on top of the food chain.
In some more dumber topics I'd like to ask people generally that if time travel was really possible? Turns out the members of the mile high club and astronauts when landing after a journey actually land a few billionths or maybe thousandths of a second younger. Does that mean living on an aeroplane would make me immortal? Well it wouldn't hurt to try.
In all this confusion you would ask, Why? You see thats where I'm different, I would ask How? How that one for you? Last week or maybe a few weeks earlier me and some of my friends were star gazing as we were tumbling down the rabbit hole and we saw a big constellation or at least these group of stars which were in position like a big question mark. Everyone was like the Universe is asking us what? why? I replied saying the universe isn't asking us what? why or when? Its actually telling us HOW? HOW DAT 1 4 U?
HumtY-
MSD showed us that even the Indian space scientists had a chance to go to the moon this year, which was really epic. Who would have known a simple cricket player from Ranchi could actually drive some sense into the rocket scientists of our country. Not that I want our country to start spending on Moon missions but you know. The world cup's over(at least on TV) and its time for IPL. I think i'd rather petition for 'weed' day instead, because if we do get that day after the late night match off, we really need to make the most of it. Even horrible matches are great if you are stoned to the precipice of unconsciousness. Heres how the petition should be
"We the stoned citizens of this great country- wait, is that a flying zebra?- want some degree of happiness through smoke..."
You know what I mean. Well thinking about it, I like to think that i'm a decent watcher of the Tele but the one thing I still haven't mastered is the mute button on it.
In other news well I can't help but wonder What's stopping insects from taking over the world?(Some believe they already have.) I mean clearly they are probably the highest biomass of any group of terrestrial organisms, and of course more than half of them are just like Jessica alba's latex covered ass in the fantastic four(yes you got it right-Invisible.) so whats actually stopping them? Many would seem confused, but I think its the learning curve, humans have the learning curve which allows face-painting, axe-wielding, bazooka stomping men to run around terrorizing everything and we like to call ourselves ahead of the learning curve and on top of the food chain.
In some more dumber topics I'd like to ask people generally that if time travel was really possible? Turns out the members of the mile high club and astronauts when landing after a journey actually land a few billionths or maybe thousandths of a second younger. Does that mean living on an aeroplane would make me immortal? Well it wouldn't hurt to try.
In all this confusion you would ask, Why? You see thats where I'm different, I would ask How? How that one for you? Last week or maybe a few weeks earlier me and some of my friends were star gazing as we were tumbling down the rabbit hole and we saw a big constellation or at least these group of stars which were in position like a big question mark. Everyone was like the Universe is asking us what? why? I replied saying the universe isn't asking us what? why or when? Its actually telling us HOW? HOW DAT 1 4 U?
HumtY-
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